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    Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel
    very well waking up on that morning.

    I went downstairs for breakfast
    hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
    'Happy Birthday!',
    and possibly have a small present for me.

    As it turned out,
    he barely said good morning,
    let alone ' Happy Birthday.'

    I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you,
    but the kids.... they will remember.

    My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
    and didn't say a word..

    So when I left for the office,
    I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

    As I walked into my office,
    my handsome Boss Rick, said,
    'Good Morning, lady,
    and by the way
    Happy Birthday! '

    It felt a little better
    that at least someone had remembered.

    I worked until one o'clock ,
    when Rick knocked on my door
    and said, 'You know,
    It's such a beautiful day outside,
    and it is your Birthday,
    what do you say we go out to lunch,
    just you and me..'

    I said, 'Thanks, Rick,
    that's the greatest thing
    I've heard all day. Let's go!'

    We went to lunch.
    But we didn't go where we normally would go.
    He chose instead a quiet bistro
    with a private table.
    We had two martinis each
    and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

    On the way back to the office,
    Rick said, 'You know,
    It's such a beautiful day...
    We don't need to go straight back to the office,
    Do We?'

    I responded, 'I guess not.
    What do you have in mind?'
    He said, 'Let's drop by my place,
    it's just around the corner.'

    After arriving at his house,
    Rick turned to me and said,
    If you don't mind,
    I'm going to step into the bedroom
    for just a moment.
    I'll be right back.'
    'Ok.' I nervously replied.

    He went into the bedroom and,
    after a couple of minutes,
    he came out
    carrying a huge birthday cake ...
    Followed by my husband
    my kids, and dozens of my friends
    and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

    And I just sat there....

    On the couch....

    If you be loved, be worthy of love.

  • #2
    Aaahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaahahahahhahahahahaha too funny!!!
    ...If you want to be succesfull, you have to resist love... Jihane S.

    The Netherlands, 荷兰, Niederlande, Pays-Bas, Hollanda, Hollandiya, Nederland, Нидерланды, オランダ, هولندا


    • #3
      Arwen , that article written by you ? It is true ?


      • #4
        Originally posted by angelinasukey View Post
        Arwen , that article written by you ? It is true ? is just a joke someone sent to me which I found funny so I thought I would share it. Funny for someone if it was true tho or maybe not so funny...
        If you be loved, be worthy of love.


        • #5
          nice story

          On the couch....



          • #6
            Quite a good story & God Bless.


            • #7
              Ohmaygod I almost died laughing