Breaking news

[_thetruth]

Prince Charles to wed Camela Partker Bowles
I love being Muslim no messing around with the rules.let's see what the church has to say about it. shall we see a new Type of christianity in England?

[pancit]

what does that mean darl? prince charles gettin married to camila?

[_thetruth]

Had to edit my post yes news just in

[pancit]

uuuurgh man she is sooo old aswell lyk...

[_nadia_]

She can never be Queen....the country's gonna be outraged. I wonder if Charles will have to abdicate...?? I know the Qeen has acknowledged their relationship, but I don't know how enthused she'll be about the marriage???

[pancit]

HORRID HORRID HORRID

[_nadia_]

Prince Charles is driving his Range Rover around
Sandringham Estate when an old wizard staggered in
front of him. The Royal swerved but at that very
moment his mother's favourite corgi suddenly ran in
front of him. The poor mutt bounced off the radiator,
against a tree and back underneath the front wheel
before the car skidded to a halt.

The shaken Prince got out of the car and saw that the
dog was trapped under a rear wheel. Climbing back in,
he edged the vehicle forward and then got out again to
examine the unfortunate pet.

The tan and white animal was crushed, squashed and
torn out of all recognition.

Turning to the wizard, the Prince asked, "Are you
okay?"
"I'm all right, thanks to you," replied the Wizard.
"In gratitude, I can give you one wish."

"That's great. Can you repair my mother's favourite
corgi?"

The Wizard looked down on the bloody mess.
"Bit of a tough job that. Bones broken, ripped & torn
skin, organs burst," replied the Wizard.

"Any thing else?"
"Well," Charles said thoughtfully. "I'd really like
Camilla to be the most beautiful bride ever."


"Mm," said the Wizard. "Let's have another look at
that corgi..."