Voltaire is a punter!

[hiyahoya]

Originally posted by voltaires_priest
He publishes articles you know, Hatt. Show some respect


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And what do you do, besides flap your wings while squawking "you racist" at anyone who dares laugh you to the curb?

I'm certain you could do what I do so, so much better than m-wah, afterall, I didn't vote for John Kerry in that election you knew nothing about.

Want to fill-in for me today and write a quick, slangy, funny book review? No Cliff's Notes on this one thus you'd have to turn a few pages, but it'd be your big chance to showcase that signatory cultivated ignorance. I'll do the front cover byline, Leftist literary critic - Voltaire! - imbibes never before chanted anti-war, anti-capitalist allegories! Page 63 I'll even pay you in quick-boil Chinese noodles so you get the real feel of a dreamy Worker's Paradise.

V, so sorry, you're not such the original show. Your puerile, provincial pedantry belies a seething desire to hang political rivals from sturdy lampposts like two-legged livestock. Knock-knock, we've seen what certain Socialist dogma spewers did in Russia, we already know the outcome of your show and, rest assured, we know you'd love to napalm N. America while screeching aloud Fiskian anti-Bush mantras. What a Hero of Our Times you'd be within your seething, pink-o, anarchist commune if you only had an audience.

[razrif]

Originally posted by hiyahoya

And what do you do, besides flap your wings while squawking "you racist" at anyone who dares laugh you to the curb?

I'm certain you could do what I do so, so much better than m-wah, afterall, I didn't vote for John Kerry in that election you knew nothing about.

Want to fill-in for me today and write a quick, slangy, funny book review? No Cliff's Notes on this one thus you'd have to turn a few pages, but it'd be your big chance to showcase that signatory cultivated ignorance. I'll do the front cover byline, Leftist literary critic - Voltaire! - imbibes never before chanted anti-war, anti-capitalist allegories! Page 63 I'll even pay you in quick-boil Chinese noodles so you get the real feel of a dreamy Worker's Paradise.

V, so sorry, you're not such the original show. Your puerile, provincial pedantry belies a seething desire to hang political rivals from sturdy lampposts like two-legged livestock. Knock-knock, we've seen what certain Socialist dogma spewers did in Russia, we already know the outcome of your show and, rest assured, we know you'd love to napalm N. America while screeching aloud Fiskian anti-Bush mantras. What a Hero of Our Times you'd be within your seething, pink-o, anarchist commune if you only had an audience.

[voltaires_priest]

Originally posted by hiyahoya

And what do you do, besides flap your wings while squawking "you racist" at anyone who dares laugh you to the curb?

I'm certain you could do what I do so, so much better than m-wah, afterall, I didn't vote for John Kerry in that election you knew nothing about.

Want to fill-in for me today and write a quick, slangy, funny book review? No Cliff's Notes on this one thus you'd have to turn a few pages, but it'd be your big chance to showcase that signatory cultivated ignorance. I'll do the front cover byline, Leftist literary critic - Voltaire! - imbibes never before chanted anti-war, anti-capitalist allegories! Page 63 I'll even pay you in quick-boil Chinese noodles so you get the real feel of a dreamy Worker's Paradise.

V, so sorry, you're not such the original show. Your puerile, provincial pedantry belies a seething desire to hang political rivals from sturdy lampposts like two-legged livestock. Knock-knock, we've seen what certain Socialist dogma spewers did in Russia, we already know the outcome of your show and, rest assured, we know you'd love to napalm N. America while screeching aloud Fiskian anti-Bush mantras. What a Hero of Our Times you'd be within your seething, pink-o, anarchist commune if you only had an audience.

No, I just puncture egos and inflame the anger of right-wing fantasists like yourself. Judging from the bizarre rant above, it's working.

And believe me, I only call you a racist when you write things that are racist. Stop doing so and I'll have no more need to call you out.

I have no idea what you're blithering about me wanting to Napalm the USA. I'm guessing that whatever you do day-to-day, it isn't writing humour columns, unless you actually do work for some militia nutjob paper.

I have no desire to see anyone massacred or repressed, and I've never expressed any sentiment that suggests I would. You, on the other hand, have made your hateful feelings about Arabs and Muslims known.

Finally, as for "not knowing" things about subjects on which I comment, I think there's a saying about glass houses and stones which applies here. You are manifestly ignorant about the subjects (Islam and Muslims) about which you seem dangerously obsessed, yet you pontificate about them all day every day.


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