Giggle Poetry

[freemocy]

Betty Botter
bought some butter.
"But," she said,
"the butter's bitter.
If I put it
in my batter,
it will make
my batter bitter.
But a bit
of better butter--
that would make
my batter better."

So she bought
a bit of butter,
better than
her bitter butter.
And she put it
in her batter,
and the batter
was not bitter.
So 'twas better
Betty Botter
bought a bit
of better butter!

[freemocy]

Betty Botter bought a beaver.
But the beastly beaver bit her.
So she bought a biting badger.
And the badger bit the beaver.
Since the badger bit the beaver,
now the beaver will not bite her.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a beaver-biting badger.

[freemocy]

I went to a place that serves all you can eat.
And now my new shoes do not fit on my feet.
My hat is too small now to fit on my head.
My legs are too long now to fit on my bed.


So if you should visit the very same place,
Take my advice, friend, and don’t stuff your face.

[Larache4eva]

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[freemocy]

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