Golden Balls...

[Amiraa]

Posh can i have him but as long as i can look...

[Amiraa]

Originally Posted by _Adonis_

Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow!

-Adonis the Magnificient-

Is that you lifes motto...

[Amiraa]

Originally Posted by _Adonis_

Amira, my trophy to be,

It was but a few Barbie dolls of advice for one yet to be roundly kissed by the good side of life.

-Adonis the Magnificient-

Cant you say things normally...?

Im not down with the Shakespearean-esque banter you come out with...

[Amiraa]

Originally Posted by _Adonis_

I'm trying to keep this as simple as possible so that you wont need to sleep with Herr Webster.

Ever yours most affectionately,

-Adonis the Magnificient-

[Amiraa]

Originally Posted by _Adonis_

How sinster thou art. Adonis the Magnificient shall punish thee.

Did one offend thee...

[Amiraa]

Originally Posted by _Adonis_

Darling, you would never be able to get on my nerves or under my skin with your meagre skills. You only damage yourself in the attempt.

-Adonis the Magnificient-

Ooooooooow..dont get your knickers in a twist Macbeth...