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Old 1st May 2006, 21:50
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You Suck!!!!!!!
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Old 1st May 2006, 22:18
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Old 1st May 2006, 22:44
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sahh wache bik?

THE follwing is how a woman can cheer a man up, I hope this will cheer you up

HE: Can I buy you a drink?

SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.



HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a facelike yours.



HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.



HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must've been given your share.



HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.



HE: Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.



HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

SHE: Okay, get out.



HE: I think I could make you very happy.

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?



HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.



HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?



HE: Shall we go see a movie?

SHE: I've already seen it.



HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.



HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.



HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



HE: So, what do you do for a living?

SHE: I'm a female impersonator.



HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE: Do not enter.

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Old 2nd May 2006, 01:23
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HE : can we go out
SHE : why don't you just come marry me
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Old 2nd May 2006, 10:04
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HE : can we go out
SHE : why don't you just come marry me
joker!!!
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Old 2nd May 2006, 10:16
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HE : can we go out
SHE : why don't you just come marry me
hahaha mahboul

Is this what happened to you larache in your world?
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Old 2nd May 2006, 10:18
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You Suck!!!!!!!
what dose he suck?
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