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new virus
There is a dangerous virus going around (especially on a Friday). It is called WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Buy the antidote known as BEER or BELLS. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DEADLY!
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