Bigguth Dickuth

[Anisa]

[Anisa]

[Anisa]

I'm watching the life of Brian this weekend!!!!

[Anisa]

NISUS:
Mhmm. Crucifixion party. 'Morning. Now, we will be on a show as we go through the town, so let's not let the side down. Keep in a good, straight line, three lengths between you and the man in front, and a good, steady pace. Crosses over your left shoulders, and, if you keep your backs hard up against the crossbeam,...
ALFONSO:
Ohhh.
NISUS:
...you'll be there in no time.
ALFONSO:
Ohhh.
NISUS:
Heh.
ALFONSO:
Ooh.
NISUS:
All right, Centurion.
PARVUS:
Crucifixion party! Wait for it.
ALFONSO:
Ooh.
PARVUS:
Crucifixion party, by the left! Forward!
BEN:
You lucky bastards!

You lucky, jammy bastards!
ALFONSO:
Ohh. Ohh. Ohh. Oh. Oh.
SAINTLY PASSER-BY:
Let me shoulder your burden, brother. Uh.
ALFONSO:
Oh, thank you.
SAINTLY PASSER-BY:
Uh. H-- hey!
PARVUS:
Oh, hey! What d'you think you're doing?
SAINTLY PASSER-BY:
Ah, i-- it's not my cross.

PARVUS:
Shut up and get on with it!
MR. CHEEKY:
Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. He had you there, mate. Didn't he? That'll teach you a lesson. Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!