Evening Classes For Men

• OPEN TO MEN ONLY!!
• Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a discount on registration.
• 1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS. Step by step with slide presentation.
• 2. TOILET PAPER: DOES IT GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable
• discussion.
• 3. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE FLOOR. Practicing
• with hamper. Pictures and graphics.
• 4. THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY
• INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?Debate among panel of experts.
• 5. LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT
• OTHER. Help line and support groups.
• 6. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT
• PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
• Open forum.
• 7. HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
• PowerPoint presentation.
• 8. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOSTReal-life testimonial from the one man who did.
• 9. IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL
• PARKS?
• Driving simulation.
• 10. LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND
• YOUR WIFE. Online class and role-playing.
• 11. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
• 12. REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE. Bring your calendar or PDA to class
• 13. GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME.Individual counselors are available
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ABOUT TIME!!!

[aswad]

Good Mselya

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LOL @ Mselya


Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.



Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.


Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.


Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.


Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.


Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every
woman to satisfy his one need.


Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

Men Are Like...


Men are like placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like bike helmets.
They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

Men are like copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like high heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.