12 reasons Why Chocolate is better then sex.....

[aswad]

1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents.

2. Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.

3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.


4. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

5. Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft.

6. No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal.


7. You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.

8. If you have to pay for your chocolate, it's not too expensive.

9. Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober.


10. A big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying.

11. You can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers.

12. It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!

[Lotfi-dz]

4 REASONS WHY DOGS R BETTER THEN WOMEN

1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem
2)dogs dont shop
3)u can giv away ur dogs children
4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

[aswad]

Originally Posted by Lotfi-dz

4 REASONS WHY DOGS R BETTER THEN WOMEN

1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem
2)dogs dont shop
3)u can giv away ur dogs children
4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

Wait : I go to buy a dog's dress

[Amiraa]

Shwea chocolat is more satisfying than a man in anyway...Except for one man tho...



He be off the sheezy nizzle...

[Ghazala]

I wouldn't choose chocolate.....

[Amiraa]

Originally Posted by Ghazala

I wouldn't choose chocolate.....

Oh yeh...

[Ghazala]

Yep. One burns calories, the other loads you up with them. For that reason alone, the choice is clear no?