To my darling Adonisa

[Nims]

Originally Posted by _Adonis_

Its been a long time since we last said I LOVE YOU. So I will say it again : I LOVE YOU
Always knew you cared so much that you just cannot stay away. Do declare your love for me. Time is drawing near. Here is a Ma Cherie, as a tempting offer.

_Adonis the Magnificient_

Adonisa darling, you're becoming the prey of that dastardly REPETITIVE SYNDROME. It will bring zilch to your deluded mind and nothing but nightmares.

Madam, let me take the trouble to confess my derision about you with some remarks on a matter which to me appears of not a little importance; doubting not that you will use your simplicity to procure a remedy for the evil I shall mention which infelicitously resides within your bosom, if you think the considerations I shall urge are of that weight they seem in my judgment to possess. Never before had I alleged, in a stooping matter, nor in an undignified substance, to the person, or persons, which you may or might have incarnated before, now, or in the future, the command by which, honorable men convey their devotion and amorous thoughts to those womanly heavenly creatures, in the terms of adoration, terms known to us humans as: I love you.

Upon the whole the measure is condemned, by all the cautious and prudent among the members of this forum, and will evidently be productive if you shall, be of honor, although doubtful in all instances, to leave this quarter once and for all. Believe me, all the good purposes of humanity will be grateful, and although no friend of yours, but all good people will be pleased and cheerful for such pronouncement, I shall from the bottom of my heart thank thee, darling Adonisa, for all of this, because I, and only I know, the rather terrible ill-effects and apprehensions of your unwell and deprived standing, which wretchedly tarnishes in the whole the good name and reputation of the members of this assemblage.

Madam, as your teacher and ultimate master, I, The Honorable J. am indeed a rare specimen. To explain this, I shall call up recollections very dear to my mind. Recollections about times when, beset with difficulties and dangers, I was a laborer struggling for what is most valuable to humankind, laboring always at the same oar of great men, with some wave ever ahead threatening to overwhelm my destiny and yet passing harmless under the bark, I knew not how, I rode through storms with heart and hand, and made a happy port. No circumstances have lessened the interest I feel in this medium, not you nor any weak liberal mind shall change this. I am who I am, always the considerate, artful, and humble leader of the herd. And you shall reside under my realm and eat from the blessings I bestow upon thee. But remember, we can see thee where you can’t see us and that makes the whole difference.

In times, you may have been too fiery for your own self-interest, however the stories you are ever objecting are growing insolent and clamorous: it is necessary to repress and overawe your fieriness and tempestuousness.

I am Madam with very great Esteem, although no adoration nor respect are involved, --Yours truly, and mostly Your most Humble Servant.

The Honorable J.

[voltaires_priest]

Daaamn, girl, you really are nuts, aintcha?

On a serious note, I will say this once again. Nims, or Julia, or whatever your name is - you don't determine who is or isn't a member of this board. I don't care what your motivation is, whether mad, bad or sad.

No matter how often you moan or complain, unless Adonis commits a serious, and serial, breach of VCI rules, he ain't getting banned. And if you keep posting threads demanding that he leave of his own volition (I think that's what you're saying, although it's hard to tell given the incoherency), then it's you who will be banned.



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nims you and adonis are the same bloody characters...lol who you trying to fool???

[Nims]

Originally Posted by _Adonis_

Jeffoni darling, it gives me such great pleasure to have you respond in such a manner that is most characteristic of your fatherless begetting. It is with intense joy that I read and ponder each word of your meaning-filled communique. In regard to this one, I'm almost beside myself at having my deepest desire sated by one of your vast knowledge and patriarchal wisdom. It is not possible for me to tell you how you have enriched my life this very day. I now ask all the lessers gods that be to never let offerings such as this one come to an end. One could not imagine the distress it might bring upon me in this period of desperate spiritual struggle. I know that the gods who favor you so highly shall also smile upon me in this time of great need. Obviously they have chosen you to assist me in a search to fulfill that mission to which I have dedicated the remainder of my life. Are you not grateful that your gods directed you to this highly profitable task? Sure you are. You would not think of disobeying those gods who get so angry over the slightest error, and are ever so prone to condemn you and summarily end your life. So please be most faithful in your service to them in that I wish no immediate harm to come to you. Take it from one who has experience in these matters. You cannot run and hide from your gods. They will always find you, and when they do they are unmerciful in their persecution of you. Also it is obligatory that you pray for my soul Five Time a Day so that your gods may be appeased. This is because you are your brother's keeper. Cain did not keep this commandment, and look what happened to him. What a terrible thing for one to have to go the rest of one's life carrying a horrible mark. There is little wonder that he had to go and mate with a animal so that he might have an issue. Now don't you go making the same mistake. For surely your gods will punish thee forever. Hear my chant O children adrift upon a troubled sea. Heed my direction and be free. For I am The

_Adonis the Magnificient_

My dear Jez.ebel,

You very much disappoint me with your again simplistic and unsophisticated retort which does not, and cannot match up to my previous revelation to thee. What happened to thee O my little sycophant. Had the brain tumor which had given thee so much expressiveness in the past summer been taken away from thee? Where is thy energy? where is thy eloquence?

I shall pray the Gods to save thee? You have lost a lot! You have lost everything! Your time is over, O my...You are nothing but History now. A Sad History I may add