How to Keep a Woman Happy

[aswad]

It's not difficult …
All you have to do is to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer

AND ALSO
22. Warm
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
34. Tolerant
35. Prudent
36. Ambitious
37. Capable
38. Courageous
39. Determined
40. True
41. Dependable
42. Passionate
43. WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

How to Keep a Man Happy!!!

1. Leave him in peace, NO Nagging (very, very, very important).
2. Feed him well.
3. Let him have the remote control.

[Fillmore]

your demands are very reasonable ,
all you need , now , is one fkih to draw up a contract between aswad and rasskif for the marriage to be consumated .

[aswad]

It wasn't my asking but for all women

[Fillmore]

you list of demands must also include parents approval of the boy

[laymona]

no offence i am confused r u fale or female

Originally Posted by aswad

It wasn't my asking but for all women

[Amiraa]

She's a female.

[aswad]

I confirm : I am female