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Old 16th December 2005, 14:49
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Friday December 9, 2005
> By Grace Green
>
> MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent
> weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a
> romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his
> on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!
>
> "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with
> the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And
> there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like
> she'd said she would.
>
> "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock
> of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think
> was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "
>
> But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son
> realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them
> for visiting a restricted beach after dark.
>
> "Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the
> cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report,
> a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our
> picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started
> pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped
> laughing since."
>
> The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally
> straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb
> -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little
> pizzazz in his life.
>
> "Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of
> Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the
> other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.
>
> "The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.
>
> "But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a
> sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.
>
> "She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and
> desires, and it was really very romantic.
>
> "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before.
> I'm grateful for that."
>
> When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture,
> Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned
> from a men's magazine.
>
> "The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet
> me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was
> falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she
> knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.
>
> "As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.
>
> "I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."
>
> Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and
> stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits
> came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years --
> wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking
> buddies made him the butt of their jokes.
>
> "Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on
> the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
>
>
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NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 16th December 2005, 14:56
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I know... thats what I thought... I think I would puke!
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Old 16th December 2005, 15:51
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thats cheered me up no end...very funny.
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Old 16th December 2005, 16:37
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Old 17th December 2005, 02:04
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That is shocking - and they felt they had fallen for each other online - kinda goes to show how superficial online romances can be (not saying the real thing doesn't happen to some people)
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