The women's language

[aswad]

Yes = No
No = Yes
Perhaps = No
I am sorry = You will be sorry it
We have need = I want
You decide you = You correct decision should be obvious
You do as it seems you = you will pay subsequently her
We have to speak = I Need to complain me of something
Certainly, fault also if you want = I don't want you to do it
I am not angry = Some that stupid is angry!
Certainly that tonight you are really nice with me = Possible that think always to the sex?
You extinguish the light = I Have the cellulitis
This kitchen is so little practice = I Want a new house
Have felt a noise! = I had realized that you were about to put to sleep you
Do you love me? = I am about to ask you something expensive
How much do you love me? = I have done something that you won't like at all
Do I have the big bottom? = Tell me that I am stupendous
You have to learn to communicate = you Have only to agree with me
Nothing, indeed = Is only that a stupid you are such

[Tekab]

How was your day = she wants to open a conv about her stupid day activities, you better find an excuse to escape or she will be running her mouth all night you will hear about every b i t c h she hates at her job