When do you know you haven't been sleeping enough, ...during the last months?

[aswad]

1. When you keep on yawning the whole day long

2. When you are asked by your collaborators if you will come to a bowling evening on Friday the 2. Dec. and you answer (in front of 12 eyes looking at you):

ehm... eeeem... em.. emmm....

then you put the plates you were holding in your hands on the table to increase the capacity of your brain (which obviously has some problems) and you say:


...emm..eee...yyyyes why not, on Thursdays and on Monday I couldn t, but on Friday, ok. Where will it be?

And while they are explaining to you, where it will be, you say:

Ohhhhhh, no! Sorry, I can't, it's my sisters birthday! I knew there's something special about that day!

3. When you forget to put off your pullover before falling asleep, and in the morning (5.30 am!!! ), when the alarm of your clock rings, your first thought is:

NOOO!!! I wanna sleep!!!

And your second thought is:

Cool! I'm already dressed!

4. When you drive out of the yard backwards and after that, instead of using the first gear, you activate the flash!