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Old 4th November 2005, 16:10
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Talking The Hormone Warning:



The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the
wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that housecoat!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a
good laugh or men who need a warning. And remember: Moneytalks....But
Chocolate sings



13 Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

And my favourite one...

13. Potential Murder Suspect
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Old 4th November 2005, 16:47
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I'm having a number 5 kind day today.... but it beats the number 7 I had the other day
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Old 4th November 2005, 17:47
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Really? I was having a no 7 day on weds! where the slightest thing makes you want to rip someones head off, it was when some git who works with me said 'cheer up love' !!!! Today i'm having a no 3. Perpetual Munching Spree I've gotten through one of Pret's Chocolate Goddess cakes a twix (i've probably broken the record for fastest twix ever eaten ), crisps & biscuits

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I'm having a number 5 kind day today.... but it beats the number 7 I had the other day
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Old 4th November 2005, 18:38
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Nice try Adonis The only one who knows what i look like is the devilishly handsome Lotfi

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Anisa darling, every guy in the universe now knows the general shape of your body.
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have your options open so if one option is messed up try the second one
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LOL u come up with nice ones.Hmm u do a load of browsing anisa.Am sure lotfi must be pleased with wot he found...al Ghazella
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Old 9th November 2005, 13:39
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Thanks Ahlam ... have they put sound on this board? I swear I can hear a dog barking... maybe thats Adoonis the shiit

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LOL u come up with nice ones.Hmm u do a load of browsing anisa.Am sure lotfi must be pleased with wot he found...al Ghazella
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