Words women use

[Anisa]

Words women use!

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only fiveminutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

• If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing.
• If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding
• If you visit her often, she thinks you are boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
• If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy
• If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
• If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
• If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
• If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
• If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man
• If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
• If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
• If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk In short: So simple, yet so complex...... So weak, yet so powerful......... So confusing, yet so desirable. So damning, yet so wonderful

[Ahlam_2005]

Enlightning thoughts...The lighter side of these statements r amusing,but when u thnk of them they feel real.
Now i better not praise anymore or...

# If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing.
# If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding

[Anisa]

Praise her! But look her in the eye...women can tell if you are lying

I agree we do contradict ourselves sometimes

I like this one-
"If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man"

Originally Posted by Ahlam_2005

Enlightning thoughts...The lighter side of these statements r amusing,but when u thnk of them they feel real.
Now i better not praise anymore or...

# If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing.
# If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding

[-thetruth_]

The first Islamic conference between Pagants and The Prophets pbuh was not conducted untill women were present. those women are the models we should follow they based their teaching on the Quran and the Sunna of Mohammed pbuh

[Anisa]

Right........

Originally Posted by -thetruth_

The first Islamic conference between Pagants and The Prophets pbuh was not conducted untill women were present. those women are the models we should follow they based their teaching on the Quran and the Sunna of Mohammed pbuh

[razrif]

err ....dunno,
what chanel is it on?

[Anisa]

WTF are you on about Razzie?

Originally Posted by razrif

err ....dunno,
what chanel is it on?