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Old 11th October 2005, 13:00
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Dear John
A young girl on a year's training course in South Africa has recently
received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home.

It read as follows:

Dear Mary

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just
too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been
gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the
picture of me that I sent to you.

Love John



Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could
spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc.


In addition to the picture, of John, Mary included all the pictures of the
pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in
that envelope along with this note:


Dear John

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please take
your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care

Mary
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Old 11th October 2005, 13:08
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You are hillarious today hun,
which begs me to arsk the ever so slightly smutty question:
Has one got a hair ........no its to smutty!
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Old 11th October 2005, 13:15
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...stuck across it?
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Old 11th October 2005, 13:33
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One is utterly confused!

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...stuck across it?
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Old 11th October 2005, 13:38
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Cool simplt add the posts together hun
a bit cheeky lets have a pic of Eva to get back on track!
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Old 11th October 2005, 13:44
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Has one got a hair stuck across what?????????????
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