Know your enemy.

[voltaires_priest]

Originally posted by three_pistols_strong

I dunno smeggy V, whenever I look over at my gf I, too, wonder why I end up with a hot, young little blonde bombshells.

I think someone needs to sit you down and remind you that there's a difference between what you imagine in the shower of a morning, and reality. Your right hand is not a blonde bombshell, ol' fella


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[voltaires_priest]

Geriatric?

I would guess I'm easily fifteen years younger than you, if not more.

As for the "derrr waaal ye're a kweeer" retort, I really would have thought even a drooling husk of a man like you could come up with something less peasant-ish.


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[voltaires_priest]

Hmmm... first he thinks I'm old, then when challenged he changes his mind and decides I'm a child.

Amazing how easy it is to sway your weak mind


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