strangest coincidence?

[chocolate_monkey]

whats the weirdest thing thats ever happened to you?

i'll start it off:
one time my own foot kicked my ar$e(joking)
actually i cant think of anything right now, i'll fill this in later, please feel free to tell your own tails

[chocolate_monkey]

boredom is a terrible thing, it makes us do foolish things lol

[Tekab]

Originally posted by chocolate_monkey
boredom is a terrible thing, it makes us do foolish things lol

When bored, a man must spank the monkey

[Lateefa]

I have loads but i can't tell them here. sorry !

[Tekab]

Originally posted by Lateefa
I have loads but i can't tell them here. sorry !

where then? fel 7amam

[freemocy]

Originally posted by Lateefa
I have loads but i can't tell them here. sorry !

TELL us one

[chocolate_monkey]

hey i created this thread to get my fellow moroccoans chatting,
not for adonis to lay down the pillow talk..."comfy chair"?
man that guy doesnt quit.

and hey lateefa, if you cant tell ur stories thats cool, here's one of mine
I took a girl out, let her order whatever she wanted, and everything was all good,
we had a great time and i was giving off the charming vibe i usually give off,
well halfway through the date i reach in my pocket for my wallet to check on the "cash" situation and all i have is my credit card, seriously other than that I BARELY have enough for bus fare home,
i get up to pay and the bloody card reader is broken, trust a moroccan restaurent to have a broken card reader,

so without telling her im skint i sit back down with her and start up conversation again, i get her relaxed enough to forget about what time she has to leave so then i turn to her and say " hey can you excuse me for a minute? "
i slowly and cool-ly walk out and spend the next 15 minutes running around central london tying to find a cash point...NOTHING. everywhere was shut or broken, she calls me up and asks where i am, so i say "oh i got a call i had to take" then i walk back and chill with her, slightly out of breath, when its time to pay i kindly explain the situation with as much sophistication as i can find, and she gives me a look like "man i knew u were a little leachy moroccan guy"
right then i knew she was all about the money, so i thought, whatever, her loss right?

moral of the story, everthing happens for a reason, it turns out she was a lil gold digger