The Mormons and the Morons

[Sparks]

A Yankee girl, probably from « conservative » New England, who had previously run away from home came back one day to see her family. The father was furious :

- Where have you been all this time? He fired,

- I was in California, dad, she replied proudly,

- And what were you doing there? He asked, with the left eyebrow slightly shooting upward;

- I was a prostitute.

Read more here ....

http://saintsparks.blogspot.com/2005...nd-morons.html

[-theTruth-]

A prostitute was saved by Jesus(pbuh) and on another accasion God fogave a prostitute in Arabia all her sins and entered her to heaven.
So her actions are bad but she still has time to find God.

[Sparks]

Originally posted by -theTruth-
A prostitute was saved by Jesus(pbuh) and on another accasion God fogave a prostitute in Arabia all her sins and entered her to heaven.
So her actions are bad but she still has time to find God.

Have you read the rest of the Story?

[-theTruth-]

Originally posted by Sparks

Have you read the rest of the Story?

and it is typical

here is a joke for you
A priest imame Rabi etc.. went to knock at someone's house and a woman opened the door saying sorry this is a ***** house. the man looked at her chest and said Umm and how much?
Who cares what a person does? the question is what have you done to correct this?

[coolpharess]

dude ..what a mess
IN CASA is kinda same

[Sparks]

Originally posted by -theTruth-

and it is typical

here is a joke for you
A priest imame Rabi etc.. went to knock at someone's house and a woman opened the door saying sorry this is a ***** house. the man looked at her chest and said Umm and how much?
Who cares what a person does? the question is what have you done to correct this?

Yeah, I know that one!

Oubech'hal???
Mouahahahahahaha

[Sparks]

Originally posted by coolpharess
dude ..what a mess
IN CASA is kinda same

In the Royal Palace, you mean!