thetruth

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A friend of mine once woke me up one giving me all the rubbish talk about a woman he picked up and how nice she looked all the drunken rubbish you hear over the phone when one is drunk and another call in the morning crying about how ugly she turned out, he was very sure he must have picked up the wrong one the funny bit was when she asked him to make breakfast for her saying Darling I finally found the right man hahhahah