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Old 13th December 2004, 16:47
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A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does
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Old 13th December 2004, 17:00
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Cowboy, have you got anything more original ?
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Old 13th December 2004, 17:12
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glad to see you all back in here, hopefully it will last this time.
Houda how Original can he be, he is Simple!!!
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Old 13th December 2004, 17:19
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More original why not check this out

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.

Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better.

Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed.

Good girls say, "Don't... Stop..." Bad girls say, "Don't Stop..."
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Old 13th December 2004, 22:51
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Viva bad girls
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Old 13th December 2004, 23:10
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Viva bad girls
Are you with bad or good girls ghala?
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Old 13th December 2004, 23:14
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Viva bad girls
Are you with bad or good girls ghala?
she likes to be with both it's more entertaining
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