Unlucky man

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."

"Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.

The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
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[Anisa]

Praying for his life

Originally posted by Anisa
Praying for his life

I think that's what happened to T to become this religious

[Ghazala]

If the dad was a maghrebi, the boy would just about have time to say shahada before the balgha missiles are launched & beatings begin

[-thetruth]

Simple
You like this fun i have a question?
What would you do if i was that kid and you were the father?

[Anisa]

I think he would kill the man

[-thetruth]

No I think he would have a drink with him Simple is very open minded and does not believe in violence. Let's see what he has to say.