New Rules by Bill Maher

You'll like this one. New Rule: Cuddling is for girls. The latest rage in New York is "cuddle parties," where grown men and women put on pajamas and just cuddle. Pardon me while I throw up. Participants say it's not about sex, it's about intimacy. No, it's about sex. You're just so neurotic and emasculated that you've decided to skip the screwing entirely and go right to the boring part afterwards. The only time a man should say, "I need a hug," is if he's choking.

BY the looks of your convention, you'd think that the worst thing that ever happened to us was the best thing that ever happened to you. You just can't keep celebrating the deadliest attack ever as if it's your personal rendezvous with greatness. You don't see old men who were shot down during World War II jumping out of a plane every year. I mean, other than your dad.

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Religious people DO NOT READ THIS one


New Rule - and some of these I can't believe I have to tell people: Don't try to get pandas to mate by showing them porn. Yes, the Chinese government is really doing that. But it's not working, because after watching all that porn, the male pandas keep pulling out and coming on her tits.

[Anisa]

Originally posted by simple-

I like bill Maher, I agree with lot of his views including his religion views
I am not a south park fan, I am a Beavis and Butthead fan.

Originally posted by Anisa

Tihad is more like benladin these days :