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Jewish jokes about Moroccans!
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3rd December 2004, 14:38
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A lihood website has these jokes about Moroccans-
Let me know what you think!  Moroccan jokes [The following jokes were taken from a joke site in Hebrew—ed.] What do Moroccans and artichokes have in common? 90% of them are trash. Why is Morocco the cleanest country in the world? Because it sent us all its trash. Why did they call the wave of immigration from Morocco “on the wings of eagles”? Because eagles carry cadavers. What is the most developed bone in the Moroccan? The tail bone. Alert: Darwin was wrong. Man did not evolve from apes, but from Moroccans in 4093. In the future, humans won't reproduce like they do now. They'll go to a store and order children there. For example, a man and his wife went to a store and ordered a blond, smart, handsome boy. The shopkeeper told them, “No problem, that'll be NIS 99.” They gave him a hundred, so he told them, “I don't have change, why don't you take a few of those Moroccans in the corner instead.”
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3rd December 2004, 16:09
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Wled el hraam, seer allah y tihoum she mosiba!!!
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[3:160] If Allah helps you, none can overcome you; and if He forsakes (abandons) you, who is there after Him, that can help you? And in Allah (Alone) let believers put their trust.
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3rd December 2004, 16:24
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I know
Funny that, I couldn't find any bad jewish jokes on the net, but bad arab jokes-there are plenty.
Masakheet wallah allah e 3tee houm al sim!
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In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.(1929-1968)
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3rd December 2004, 17:03
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Jews are ruling the world now sis...
If us muslims did just one simple thing, sooo simple, and help one another, we would really prospur!!! But no we compete against one another, try to show one another up, backbite, jealousy, zeed wa zeed wa zeed!!!  Allah y hdeena wa safi!
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[3:160] If Allah helps you, none can overcome you; and if He forsakes (abandons) you, who is there after Him, that can help you? And in Allah (Alone) let believers put their trust.
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3rd December 2004, 17:17
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Wallah that is so true! Its such a shame!
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In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.(1929-1968)
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3rd December 2004, 21:02
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Jealousy.
Salam
Funny one mentioned that because if you look around in England all you hear is sick jokes about Irish and Asians and guess what? without the irish there would be no pub business or building business and without the asians no corner shops or petrol stations so I guess it's jealousy. I would not take any notice about them just stop clicking on their websites because the owners are not stupid they love more clicks on their sites.
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5th December 2004, 18:56
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come on guy these are only jokes
 here is one for you guys, Hope it makes you all feel better A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful. What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."
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