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The Hormone Warning
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22nd November 2004, 19:55
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This had me crying with tears, im sure my Moroccan sisters will be able to identify with this
 THE HORMONE WARNING: The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's my paycheck. ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that housecoat! ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate. Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh or men who need a warning. And remember: Moneytalks....But Chocolate sings 13 Things PMS Stands For 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff And my favourite one... 13. Potential Murder Suspect
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  In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.(1929-1968) 
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22nd November 2004, 20:02
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I see so chocolate is the answer?then
and if a woman does not like choc i mean if she is trying to burn few 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000s of calories?
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23rd November 2004, 13:21
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Simple
I hope you've printed this advice & put it in your wallet
Believe me, PMS is no laughing matter
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In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.(1929-1968)
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23rd November 2004, 13:24
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That would be...
Very unusual Tihad. But in that case, anything to munch on
Quote:
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In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.(1929-1968)
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23rd November 2004, 13:28
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LOL
Im glad.
are you m or f? If you're M... keep it in mind lol
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In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.(1929-1968)
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