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Old 12th October 2006, 13:08
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Cool Nightclub opening Friday.....

....So lets meet the staff! First up we have front of the house/top hostess,wev'e gone for class with a capital C here peeps,the one and only Ninel Conde!!
Top actress and so lady like....and apparentally she can do a musical turn too
Check out her c.v here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8YsZsscmN0



Next we have the houseband The Three Mustaphas Three,Eva recomended these and insisted that they were Mexican but i'm not convinced
Still weve got oodles of somberraros and that




In the kitchen weve got a couple of "wet backs" hidden out of site in The Wild Boyz,Eva says she'll give em a hand with hot dips and 5hite like that,so thats that covered


Oh nearly forgot Salma and Jose are running the bar....cool

So that just leaves the waitresses security and cloaks to sort out today...busy busy at.......
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Old 12th October 2006, 19:19
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Thumbs up I'll sort it!

Would you believe that Raz was going to hire a couple of flighty cheerleaders as waitresses? That man honestly I told him he needs to make this a classy joint so he's put me in temporary charge of the catering so as well as those two young men in the kitchen i've hired two sweet polite finishing school girls who i can personally train up to my high standards.
So here is Duche Maria and Anahi


I've just taken a peep at a couple of guys who've turned up for the security positions!


God i'm fuming again Raz has only given the cloakroom attendant job to that Emma Noble!
Why does he persevere with that lame brained bimbo! She's an English tart!!
I'm going shopping for a new dress for the opening
Seeya y'all

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Old 12th October 2006, 19:53
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Cool Be careful Eva!

Don't start dissin Emma
Shes a loverly lass and Raz thinks the world of her

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Old 13th October 2006, 15:01
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Smile Not long now!


Security well and truly sorted And yes Eva, Emma Noble is in charge of the cloakroom!

Now i've just got to sort out the flowers for the ladies

Oh and this weeks Celebrity Toilet Attendant is.....
Condoleeza Rice!

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Thumbs up Not long now


Everything appears to be in order Staff in place
And some loverly flowers for all the ladies

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Old 13th October 2006, 21:00
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Ok boys......

....Open them there doors!

Ninel,your looking extremely beautiful tonight...prepare to meet and greet
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Old 13th October 2006, 21:17
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Two Mexicans having a siesta Miguel turns to Pedro and says
"Pedro, do you sometimes wish to make love to an ugly fat woman"
"No Miguel I only wish to make love to a beautiful slim woman"
"Well Pedro do you get turned on by women with too much body hair so they look like a gorilla naked?"
"No Miguel, my women must have smooth hairless bodies"
"But Pedro don't you get aroused by women with bad personal hygene and smell like pigs?"
"No Miguel, of course not, I am only aroused by young women who smell of Roses and Musk"
"Pedro, why you fock my wife?"
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