is it just me or .....

[Andalousi]

Salaam,

Is it just me or are Moroccan women becoming increasingly demanding? They expect us men to do everything, wash the dishes, clean the house, change the nappies and on top of that bring in the money. No wonder Moroccan men are marrying increasingly in their thirties. At this rate marriages won't take place until we're all OAPs.

Marriage has become increasingly viewed upon as some kind of commodity, quantified by how rich the man is, how big his family house is, whether he's got a car or not. Surely there is more to marriage than worldly possessions? Moroccan men are stressed by these demanding expectations, haven't you noticed these stress signs? The twitching eyes, the shakey hands, sweaty palms, we've become nervous wrecks. OK I agree some of these symptoms are hashish related but I thought you ladies had a sixth sense about these things?

Like I said I'm looking for a strikingly beautiful Moroccan lady who happens to be very rich, intelligent, preferably owns a car, able to achieve 10 DPS (Dishes Per Second) and doesn't mind doing all the household chores while I kick back and relax watching football. As you can see I don't ask much from my future wife.

Peace.

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[Anisa]

I doubt you'll be getting any offers here mate

[Sista]

Andulousi

There was some truth in what you were saying. But its goes both ways, as it is becoming more and more frequent for the man to want a wife who can 'multitask'. The thing is its almost automatically decided that the women takes care of the household duties, and looks after the children, but on top of this she is often bringing in a second income. So why shouldn't the guys contribute?? (many do so willingly)

Guys of you attitude are simply lazy so and so's looking for free maids!

[Andalousi]

hahaha, Sista trust me I'm not lazy. I work damn hard for my money, you think it's easy collecting money from the job centre on a weekly basis? You should try living on £55 a week. I'm sick and tired of eating tesco brand food, I need some authentic moroccan food, I need a wife that can cook, thats what I need. Sis try living on baked beans twice a day 7 days a week 365 days a year. Soon you'll become very familiar with the toilet if you know what I mean!

As for Anissa, hey I sense a bit of chemistry between me and you? DO you feel that chemistry as well? Its electric! Anissa, my house is your house so long as you can pay half of the rent.

[Sista]

I (and other people employed) work hard for your money!

Even if you had a moroccan wife that could cook up a storm in the kitchen exactly how would she manage it when you would only provide such ingredients work with

[Andalousi]

Sis I appreciate your hard work, your money is being well spent by the government! Long live the wealth fair state!

You’d be surprised just how versatile baked beans is when cooking. Have you ever considered adding a dollop of baked beans with couscous? Just the thought of it makes my mouth water!

Besides surely you must know that the route to a mans heart is his stomach, now tell me how many Moroccan women/girls born and brought up in England know how to cook? Cooking is so important in maintaining a fruitful long term relationship between a man and a woman. Ask any man and he will say there is nothing better than to arrive at home after a hard days work to freshly cooked food filling the house with aromatic smells…so nice! Now imagine the nightmare scenario, you come home only to find that your wife has left you a pot noodle!

My advice to all Moroccan ladies is simple, save your monies and take cooking lessons, throw that microwave away! It will benefit you in the long term. I might go to Morocco this year, not sure though, I haven’t been there for years, I’m starting to worry that even in the motherland the art of cooking amongst women is slowly eroding.

[Ghazala]

Its true - it can't be easy for husbands making the fortnightly trek to the Job Centre. Plus the stress of having to pretend to be looking for work & :gasp: maybe even attend an interview to prevent the giro being stopped.

Everyone should learn to cook so that they can support their husbands through these hard times & provide welcome support in this dark dark world. Preparation of a daily tagine & homemade bread (couscous on a Friday) may seem minor; but it has far-reaching implications for the institution of marriage.

Thank you for enlightening us Andalousi. Your imput on this thread has probably stopped the decline of the Moroccan woman & will save a lot of marriages.

God bless you.