If you are real Moroccan ...

[Yaminaaa]

Hi,

I am new here..i love being Moroccan ...I made the text below just for the fun...it is my own version of :You Know You're Moroccan if...


You drink Moroccan tea with na3na3 (mint) more than 3 times a day
You eat couscous with family every Friday
You need 3 meals a day..you cannot have a meal without bread.
You suffer from unexpected hunger at any time..it is very normal to eat chicken or meat in the middle of the night.
During the month of Ramadan.. you always break your fast with shabakia and harirra ..you love to fast yet you lose your temper quickly blaming your anger on the lack of coffee, food or cigarettes.
Most of your relatives are named si Mohammed or Fatima.
During your childhood..you spend most of Fridays afternoon visiting your grand parents house or graves.
If you are a guy , your mum would have the last word on your future wife.
If you are a woman , you would spend most of your time fearing or hating your mother in law.
If you are Berber, Your mum and most of your older female relatives have a tattoo on their faces, hands or foot.
Like all Arabs,,you must own a satellite Dish
You are always late..if you try to make an appointment with someone you would probably say see you between Duhr and 3assr prayers.
You love to sit in coffee shops..just to stare at people especially women.
You were told as a child to never pour hot water in the sink..to prevent burn genies.
When you go to parties , you have no problem bringing your friends with you , who are not invited.
You have at least 2 relatives abroad.
You cannot say no, if you were asked something , you don’t feel like to do it, instead you will say Insha’Allah.
It is normal to phone your friend after midnight and ask him did I wake you up?
In weddings , you make fool of yourself..you love belly dancing all the night long.
While on the phone you make hand gestures and you raise your voice.
You never speak Darija when you meet other Arabs..you always try to speak their dialects.
Most of your design clothes are fake
You blame all your problems on others, bad economy,maktoub (destiny) or black magic
You are used to bribing as long as you get your own paperwork done/
you go at least once a week to Hammam.
you are very generous warm host..you keep saying kool..koool (eat)to your guest..until he gets sick..
If you score more than 10 ..congratulation you are Moroccan...
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[WitchQueen]

Welcome to Morocco.com. I like your text very much Hope you stick aroound. Greetings and Best Wishes.

[Yaminaaa]

thanx

by the way I am Amina ,a Moroccan from Berkane who lives in holland..

[Arwen]

Hi and welcome Amina, I checked out your blog... I like it. The paintings by the artist ibrahim bouhamadi are very beautiful. Thank you for sharing.

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