One wish !
Once there was this couple who had been married for sixty years. They decided to go out to this fancy restaurant to celebrate their anniversary. While sitting at the table, they chatted a little, when all of a sudden, "p*of" a fairy appeared.
The fairy then proceeded to say, "since you two have been married for so long, remained faithful to one another, and still are in love, I have been sent to grant each of you with ONE wish, to continue your happiness"!
The couple became filled with joy! The wife Excitedly yelled, "I'll go first"! Then she said, "for you my love, I wish to tour the world. I want to visit every single city, state, country, and island. I want to spend one romantic week in each, with you"! Then, the fairy Waived her wand and yelled, "done...Now for you sir?
The man then began to say, "well my love, I am very moved from your wish, which is why I'm so sad. I'm hesitant, but must follow my heart! Therefore, unlike you, I do not wish us afar! What I want as my wish, for me to be happy, is a beautiful wife THIRTY years younger than I".
The fairy said, "shame on you!" While the wife grew deeply embarrassed.
Then, the fairy continued, "Okay, sir. I cannot go back. I said I would grant you one wish so, I must keep my word. Here it goes!" She waved her wand, and, "p*of", the man's wish was granted.
He was now ninety years old, while his wife remained sixty! They both laughed! Then the fairy said, "that should teach you! And remember, the next time you piss off a fairy, make sure their not a female!
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24th March 2006, 00:33
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