Phasses in training

A fireman is polishing his fire engine
outside the fire station when he
notices a little boy next door in a little
red cart with little ladders
hung on the side and garden hose tightly
coiled in the middle.
The little boy is wearing a fireman's helmet
and has the cart tied to a
dog
and a cat.

The firefighter walks over to take a closer
look, 'that's a lovely fire
engine,' he says admiringly.

'Thanks,' says the little boy.

The fireman looks closer and notices the
little boy has tied one of the
cart's strings to the dog's collar and one to
the cat's testicles.

'Little colleague,' says the firefighter, 'I
don't want to tell you how
to
run your fire engine, but if you were to tie
that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could probably go a lot
faster.'

The little boy pauses for a moment, looks at
the wagon, at the dog and
at
the boy, then shyly looks into the fireman's
eyes and says

You're probably right, but then I wouldn't
have a f**king siren, would
I?'

[Anisa]

LOOL Good one