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Old 22nd November 2005, 13:47
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Talking A blonde


A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighbourhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he
had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she
might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her
husband: "Does she realise that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered," and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch. It's a Ferrari...


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Old 22nd November 2005, 13:57
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very good!
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Old 22nd November 2005, 14:12
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Blondes eh! good for one thing only....not as multi tallented as Brunettes
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Old 22nd November 2005, 14:46
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love it
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Old 16th December 2005, 11:49
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Blondes do have more fun then EH..Lol
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