Laughs

[Ahlam_2005]

Q: What makes a happy man?

A: Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports

Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover

of Missing persons.



Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's

underwear?

A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both

dissappear at night.



Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

A: Because they are tired of using their own.



Q: What's common between men and video?

A: Both go backward... forward... backward...forward... backward....

forward... stop and eject.



Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it

doesn't come means you are in big trouble



Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?

A: A teabag.





7 qualities to be a perfect wife:

Beautiful,

Responsible,

Energetic,

Adorable,

Sweet,

Truthful and

Self-Organised.

In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S



Q: Who is a gynaecolgist ?

A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a

place,where most people find pleasure.