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[Ahlam_2005]

Corporate Lesson 4: A crow was sitting on a tree,
doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, "Can I also
sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow
answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the
ground below the crow,& rested. A fox jumped on the
rabbit & ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and
doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
Corporate Lesson 5: A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to Get to the top of that
tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the
energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?"
Replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The
turkey pecked at a lump of dung & found that it gave
him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached
the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there
he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he
was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of
the tree. Moral of the story: Bullshìt might get you
to the top, but it won't keep you there.

[Anisa]

LOL Good one Ahlam