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Corporate Lesson 4: A crow was sitting on a tree,
doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow,& rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit & ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up. Corporate Lesson 5: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to Get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" Replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung & found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bullshìt might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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LOL Good one Ahlam


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