Husband wanted!

A lonely spinster aged 81 decided that it was time to get married.
she put an ad in the local paper that read.

HUSBAND WANTED
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (80'S)
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE IN GOOD IN BED.
ALL APPLICANTS MUST APPLY IN PERSON.

on the second day she heard the door bell, much to her dismay, she opened the door to find a silver haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
he had no arms and no legs.
the women looked at the man and asked
"you are not asking me to consider you are you?"
"just look at you! you have no legs!"
the old man smiled..."therefore i cannot run around on you"
she snorted "you have no arms either!"
again the man smiled..."nor can i beat you!"
she raised an eyebrow and gazed intently and asked
"are you still good in bed?"
with that the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and replied
"i rang the doorbell didn't i!"

[marocstar]

Thats jokes lol any more?