Why men are happier...(supposedly)

[Kendra1]

Why ARE Men Happier?
> >> >>
> >> >>Men Are Just Happier People------
> >> >>Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
> >> >>Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another
> >>snack.
> >> >>You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
> >> >>You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> >> >>You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
> >> >>Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> >> >>
> >> >>The world is your urinal.
> >> >>You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
> >>one
> >> >>is
> >> >>just too icky.
> >> >>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
> >> >>Same work, more pay.
> >> >>Wrinkles add character.
> >> >>
> >> >>Wedding dress-$5000. Tux rental-$100.
> >> >>People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
> >> >>The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
> >> >>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> >> >>One mood - all the time.
> >> >>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> >> >>You know stuff about tanks.
> >> >>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> >> >>You can open all your own jars.
> >> >>You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> >> >>If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
> >> >>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
> >> >>Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> >> >>You almost never have strap problems in public.
> >> >>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> >> >>
> >> >>Everything on your face stays its original color.
> >> >>The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> >> >>You only have to shave your face and neck.
> >> >>You can play with toys all your life.
> >> >>Your belly usually hides your big hips.
> >> >>One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
> >> >>You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
> >> >>You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
> >> >>You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> >> >>
> >> >>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> >> >>minutes.
> >> >>No wonder men are happier!
> >> >>

P.S IF ALL THE ABOVE IS TRUE, WHY DO YOU ALL STILL MOAN SO MUCH?!

[Azzedine_Azzedine]

Et jamais on aura les "glere"

[Anonymous]

"Wrinkles add character"... very true and not fair