Next time Make sure you take tissues

[_thetruth]

I know this is out of order joke but I could not help laughing

>Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home
> >>got caught short. They
> >>were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested
> >>they do their business
> >>behind a head stone or
> >>something.
> >>
> >>One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
> >>she'd take off her
> >>panties and use them, then throw them away. Her
> >>friend however was wearing a
> >>rather expensive underwear set and didn't
> >>want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a
> >>large ribbon from a
> >>wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded
> >>to wipe herself with
> >>that. They then made off for home.
> >>
> >>The next day one woman's husband phoned the other
> >>husband and said "We'd
> >>better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came
> >>home last night without
> >>her panties."
> >>"That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with
> >>a card stuck between
> >>her arse that said
> >>'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never
> >>forget you'."