the truth about growing up...

[Kendra1]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
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>> 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
>> 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
>> 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
>>second person.
>> 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
>> 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
>> 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
>> 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
>> 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
>> 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
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>> GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
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>> 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
>> 2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
>> 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
>> 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
>> 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
>> 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the
>>toy.
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>> GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
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>> 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
>> 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
>> 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're
>>down there.
>> 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
>>chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
>> 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to
>>ask you the questions.
>> 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
>> 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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>> THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
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>> 1) You believe in Santa Claus.
>> 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
>> 3) You are Santa Claus.
>> 4) You look like Santa Claus.
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>> SUCCESS:
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>> At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
>> At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
>> At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers licence.
>> At age 35 success is . . . having money.
>> At age 50 success is . . . having money.
>> At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers licence.
>> At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
>> At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
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[Ghazala]

lol @ When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair - I learnt that one at a very young age

[bintleblad]

LOl i also like the dont let yr mother brush yr hair one! Sooo True!.

[Kendra1]

glad you liked it girls..i also find no3 very true as well ha ha