God

[-thetruth]

Mortal: What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second.

Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you?

God: Like one penny.

Mortal: Can I have a penny?

God: Just a second.

Simple: what's hallucination like to you?
Allah : like Thetruth

[Ma_Li_Ka]

I knew that one as a Moroccan nokta. Mortal was moulpisri, a chel7.

Is it halal then to tell these jokes? No pun intended...or maybe intended?

{just joking!! I can't get over your haramreasoning about healthinsurance! It's not a healthy stand. Paying the doctor is no blackjack!}

[-thetruth]

Lol! halal i am not sure to be honest but i know deep down it's ok with me because my knowledge of God is good.

[Ma_Li_Ka]

Originally posted by -thetruth
Lol! halal i am not sure to be honest but i know deep down it's ok with me because my knowledge of God is good.

LOL!!!! Your knowledge of God is good? I don't know if I got that one right. God is good eh?
Iwa Soubhanaallah