
29th April 2005, 01:37
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Originally posted by da_daisy_cutter
Well, you never know with impressionable British sots. One day they're the Archbishop of Cantebury and the next day they're howling at the moon Ozzy Osborne-like whilst biting the heads off kittens and bats.
Take young Voltaire, for example, one day he's here proselytizing his skank, anti-Bushian, holier-than-thou rubbish. But he's also a Premier League uber-fanaty so come nightfall he's cutting the flesh of random Newcastle fans with broken shards from Guinness bottles.
Have you heard of Slap TV? Yes, he's very likely one of the many British lads who go about slapping old people and their lovable pets so they can take pictures of these savage assaults with their cell phones for the sole purpose of broadcasting the pics to other wilding hoolies.

What kind of British boy-o would smack a pensioner's lovable pet?
Take my advice, never put too much faith in muckraking Islanders.
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The O.G. British Hoolies!
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