introducing m.com's new agony aunt!

[razrif]

hiya ladies,its Razzy
here
How YOU doing?

thought you'd like that.

You know how i like coming down here in this section
joining in with the gals.
Well i've got something for ya!

As of know we have our very own agony aunt!
Yes its true!
Just devine,i know!

Any make up disasters or questions bring em here!

Need advice on fashion
or allah forbid
relationship difficulties
this is the thread for you!








With out further er doo,
it is my great honour to
officially open............


























Just ask Eva!!!!

THATS CLASS!!!!!

[razrif]

Thank you
now ask Eva a question.
Thats how it works!

[razrif]

Dear Eva,
Iam getting in touch with you as
I have a deep addiction to pies,

As you can see I am quite a hefty lass
but no matter how I try I can't resist
meat pies,and I'm quite partial to pasties as well.
Can you suggest any therapy
or maybe an alternative product
that would be kinder to my figure.
Please dont suggest any weird,voodu diets
like salad
as this just makes the pies taste yummier!!
Please help me
as last night the venue I was appearing at
had to remove the doors to accomodate me.
Yours in anticipation
Michelle

[razrif]

Excuse me laughing dear,
but believe it or not
I had a similar problem with fried mars bars!

It took me simply an age to overcome it,
which as you can see I have

found the answer to my problem
was having a Friday Cous cous
with the girls
followed by a few hands

of strip poker

So ther you are,give it a whirl girl,

It worked for moi!

[Anisa]

I will NOT participate in this thread!

i'm afraid you already have!! how far is eva feva gonna go???