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Old 27th July 2005, 16:57
Ma_Li_Ka Ma_Li_Ka is offline
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Hola Adonis,

I hate to be the one to break the news: but Zeus is not your father. Zeus had many kids but none of them by the name of Ado.

Your father is the king of Cyprus.
You died (so there is the proof you were not a god) while hunting. But Aphrodite, the love of your life, made a pact with Hades. So you could return every once and a while back to earth, to show her your eternal luvin'

FYI

The kids of Zeus are:

Hephaistos, Ares and Hebe
Apollo and Artemis
Hermes
Aphrodite
Pallas Athena
Dionisos
Hercules
Minos
Perseus
Helena and Poly-something

All by 9 different women
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