The paraphernalia accompanying the circumcision of one of the Moroccan little bastards is taking uncomparable proportions. It seems nowadays, that Morocco's problems have all been solved and that there is, indeed, time and funds to spare for the drums and the fanfare.
Given the high probabilities that the little bastard will take after his father in terms of personality traits and ... orientations

, it would be very logical to assume that such circumcision is rather unnecessary. The little bastard will not be using his willie, anyways!
The wise predictions of Saint Sparks!