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Old 3rd December 2004, 14:38
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A lihood website has these jokes about Moroccans-
Let me know what you think!

Moroccan jokes

[The following jokes were taken from a joke site in Hebrew—ed.]

What do Moroccans and artichokes have in common? 90% of them are trash.
Why is Morocco the cleanest country in the world? Because it sent us all its trash.
Why did they call the wave of immigration from Morocco “on the wings of eagles”? Because eagles carry cadavers.
What is the most developed bone in the Moroccan? The tail bone.
Alert: Darwin was wrong. Man did not evolve from apes, but from Moroccans in 4093.
In the future, humans won't reproduce like they do now. They'll go to a store and order children there. For example, a man and his wife went to a store and ordered a blond, smart, handsome boy. The shopkeeper told them, “No problem, that'll be NIS 99.” They gave him a hundred, so he told them, “I don't have change, why don't you take a few of those Moroccans in the corner instead.”


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